Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

You idiot.

hashtags suck balls

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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