- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why didn't he finish his

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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