- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Knock, Knock Come in

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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