Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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The Big Band Theory

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A man walks into a bar

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Fat? Jesse Z

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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