Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Bitch

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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