- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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