A man walks into a bar

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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The Big Band Theory

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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