Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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