- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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