- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Click here to end the world.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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