- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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