Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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