- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the man die? He was old.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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