What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

where's mom I killed her

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why didn't he finish his

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

who do we all like george goodburn

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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