Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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knock knock There's no door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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