- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

hi mom

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

arena football

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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