- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

A child walks into a classroom.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's 9 + 10 19

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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