- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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