- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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