If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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The Oakland Raiders

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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