- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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