What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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