- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the snake say to the rat?

why was the boy sad? because.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

You know what's natural? Bears.

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