Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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black chicken. kfc

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Immigration Laws

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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hola said the chinese man

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

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