- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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