- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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