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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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