-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Justin Bieber

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A man died.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Racial Equality

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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