Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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