- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Knock Knock. Doors open

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Knock Knock. Go Away!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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