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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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