- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

knock knock There's no door

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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