A dyslexic blind man

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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knock knock come in !

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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