- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

I literally died laughing

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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