- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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