How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Racial Equality

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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