What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Stephen Hawking

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Where's the soap?

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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