What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Women's rights

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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