Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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