- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber sucks

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What's green and blue? yellow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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