WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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