- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A man penetrates another man.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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