- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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