- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Justin Bieber

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

A man penetrates another man.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What's 9+10? 19.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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