A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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