You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

derp

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

tim has no humor

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

CAVE JOHNSON.

You're a big fat monkey.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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