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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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