roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Firgen and the blung brigade

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Terraria

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

This sentence is a lie.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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