- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do I hate? people

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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