A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Hey

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Ehh

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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