why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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