Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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