The Oakland Raiders

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Anti Joke

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