why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Justin with a hat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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