- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

If youre African, why are you white?

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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