A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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I love you

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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haha

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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