- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

White NBA players.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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