You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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A man goes to the potty.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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arena football

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Anti Joke

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