- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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