- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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