How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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