I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Llamaworm

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Smoke weed till i die nigga

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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