- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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