Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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You having friends.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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