- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Poop

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

David Cameron

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's the new green? Green

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Okay, after this one then...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??