Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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