- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

eoin burgin is fat

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Apple juice.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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