- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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