- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

So a jew walks into a bar!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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