- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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