Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

poop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

the economy.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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