- Anti Joke

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

A seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.