- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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