What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

I have a gay camel

A American seeking into mexico

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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