- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is green and slow Grass.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

THE GAME

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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