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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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