What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Carrot fingers

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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