Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey Shea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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