A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Eric is gay Ha

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Robin, get in the car!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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