womens rights.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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