- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Trump will make America great again.

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