- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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