- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Thats what she said

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Obama

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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