How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Good job, son.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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