CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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