- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Irish sobriety

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

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