- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

The game.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What are annoying? Ads.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

who's a slut... you're mom

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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