- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

"Knock knock" Come in!

hi

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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