Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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whats a joke

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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dry handjob

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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