- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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