- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Obama

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

justin beiber sucks

bologna

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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