- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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