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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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