Nickelback.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

sucks Syntax...

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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