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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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