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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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