- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

what goes boo a sock

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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