- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

THE GAME

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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