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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad