- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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