What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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your mom is so fat.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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