- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Daniel is a fag

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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