- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do u call a cripple Biv

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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