- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

H o m o comes out as homo

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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