Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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woman's rights

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Women's rights.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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