- Anti Joke

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

You know whats funny Aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression