Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Indians

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Anti Joke

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