Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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