- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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