- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

a man makes a bad joke

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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