What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Go away still nothing to see

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Smeg...

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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