Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Anti Joke

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