What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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THe Election

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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