A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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