How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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