- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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