- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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