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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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