- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

matt is fat

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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