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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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