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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

The EPA.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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