A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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The child was fired from his job.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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