A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Anti Joke

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