Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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