- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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