- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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