- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the old man die? He was old.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Once upon a time

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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