- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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