Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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