Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Chris is hairy

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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