My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Neil Lewis

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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