- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

i have yougurt mit traktor

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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