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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

a man makes a bad joke

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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