- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Dude man, I'm high...

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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