Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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women's rights

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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