- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Women's Rights

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Matthew Baker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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