A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Women's rights

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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